Posts Tagged ‘toilet’

Dilemma: Do you pull your pants up and then flush to indicate to possible waiters of the loo that you are done with the toilet OR do you flush then pull the pants on so you are still there in case a second flush is required to spare the next participant of the porcelain rodeo?

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Thoughts from the throne #1

Ever thought about what your dirtiest (as in not clean) article of clothing is?

Is it the sock or stockings you have been wearing all day in your sweaty smelly shoe? Is it the jocks or knickers that touch your junk all day? Maybe the shirt you wear in extreme temps that has the seat dripping down the back?

Nah, I reckon the dirtiest article of clothing you wear is your belt.

Hear me out. Your socks and jocks, as sweaty as they get do get washed on a regular basis. Each time you put them on, they would be clean. What about your belt?

Have you ever considered washing your belt?

Why wash it I hear you ask. Ok think about this.

After going to the toilet, you wash your hands right? Is that before or after you put your pants back on and adjust your belt? Do you do the penguin waddle to the sink to wash your hands before you handle your belt?

I’m guessing no. This means every time you use your belt, it has the combined filth of every outing you have including the visit to the throne,

The belt, dirtiest article of clothing you own.

Internet…oh how I missed you.

Posted: September 30, 2008 in Random
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Holy crap…I didn’t think I would survive. No internet for almost 2 months! Yes I could borrow a mate’s pc every now again but its very hard to rant and rave with small children in the room.
But I am back….well for now. There is still one final stage of internet switching to happen but that should run smoothly…..should run smoothly.

And I have missed so much to rant/rave/cheer/berate and ramble about.
hmmm so quick one…..

Go the HAWKS! To topple the the number 1 ranked team of 2008 in one of the best grand finals for the last 10 years (except for 1999- k’arn the Roos!)

Fishmalt will go through some small changes over the next few weeks (hopefully for the better) and I should be back on track to post some random crap such as “Have you ever wondered what you touch after sitting on the throne before you get to wash your hands? How clean is your waistline or belt buckle?” and other words of wisdom.
What I have in my head and what will happen could be two completly different things. In the end, I hope any and all that read this site, will take something away and (fingers crossed) come back to read more useless posts.

Have you ever noticed that most toilet rolls holders have covers or hide the toilet roll itself?

Think about it.
At your home, do you have a classic plastic shell like cover over your toilet roll? or maybe the more fancy stainless steel cover plate? Or maybe you are living wild and have no cover and have the roll there for all to see!?
For all the people that do have the covers….why? Are you embarrassed to let people know you use toilet paper? Or maybe you are to scared to let people see you buy only the brown recycled cardboard that they called toilet paper?

And what about the feelings of all the toilet paper companies that work so hard in putting pictures of puppies or dolphins on your paper to make you toilet experience more pleasant?

Expose your roll! Be wild and announce to the world that you have, use and love toilet paper!

Just think about it next time you take a seat on the porcelain throne.